when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
i’ve reblogged this like eighteen times because holy fuck accuracy
ok ok but just imagine
it’s april fools
john is pranking his dad
he hides every hat in the house and replaces them with novelty hats
and dad wakes up in the morning and goes to get ready and he just like
refuses to be fazed
so he puts on one of the joke hats like
“have a good day at school son i’m off to work”
i’m bringing this back up because why isn’t this the MOST REBLOGGED DAD HEADCANON EVER?
Everyone who terrifies you is sixty-five percent water.
And everyone you love is made of stardust, and I know sometimes
you cannot even breathe deeply, and
the night sky is no home, and
you have cried yourself to sleep enough times
that you are down to your last two percent, but
nothing is infinite,
not even loss.
You are made of the sea and the stars, and one day
you are going to find yourself again.