when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
i’ve reblogged this like eighteen times because holy fuck accuracy
(via wonson)
…my dancing has been compared to Jade’s in this set.
Kinda wanna post some now and see who agrees.
RAY YOU MUST DO THIS. RAY YOU MUST DRESS LIKE THIS AND DANCE!
SHARE TO SAVE TUMBLR!
- Let’s try and get 100k notes
A review by one of the folks sums it up perfectly:
“What worries me about Yahoo! buying Tumblr is how it would choose to incorporate the website into its email and homepage features. One of the reasons why Tumblr is so unique is because it’s a niche market. By adding more users who don’t fit into this niche, it would make it more difficult for communities to develop within Tumblr, and Tumblr would have to change to accommodate these new users. Tumblr as a website is not the kind that you can sign up for in a day and be on your way. It is a website crafted so that you can immediately post but must spend several weeks, sometimes even months, to build a community. With new users who would not be willing to spend time growing a community, Tumblr would have to be changed, which would alienate its current users. Those users have spent time and effort to make Tumblr what it is today, and they are the ones who spend time on the website daily. A user who is checking onto Tumblr because it’s attached to their homepage is not going to be as strong of a user nor as dedicated. By changing the website to suit this new user, you would lose the strong users while building an undedicated usership.
To any website that would think of buying Tumblr, they must understand that it is a website that cannot be changed to make it more user friendly to a casual blogger. I think that many Tumblr users would be less worried about a buy-out if they were promised that their communities and ways of using Tumblr would not be changed. No one is going to mind Yahoo! buying the website and gaining a few extra million dollars per year from the minimal advertising; what we will be upset with is if a company like Yahoo! then changes the website to increase casual users and decrease dedicated users. Yahoo! would gain nothing by losing this “cool” group of bloggers in an age group they so desperately want to reach, so they must cater to these individuals by leaving the website exactly as is.” - houseoftombombadil
As much as is does sound like a load of bullshit for someone to buy Tumblr, it’s a possibility. I Personally think it should stay independent and I hope David Karp keeps a hold of it like his own child. Or we make enough noise to where such major changes (if bought) will not happen. I would hate to see Tumblr turned into an advertising dump.We’re not a ‘hip fad group’ to be marketed to. I hate the fact that’s all we look like to businesses in the end.reblogging again for this ^
I swear to fucking god if this fucking happens.
(via gravendoom75)
ok ok but just imagine
it’s april fools
john is pranking his dad
he hides every hat in the house and replaces them with novelty hats
and dad wakes up in the morning and goes to get ready and he just like
refuses to be fazed
so he puts on one of the joke hats like
“have a good day at school son i’m off to work”
i’m bringing this back up because why isn’t this the MOST REBLOGGED DAD HEADCANON EVER?
(via capslockkarkat)
Everyone who terrifies you is sixty-five percent water.
And everyone you love is made of stardust, and I know sometimes
you cannot even breathe deeply, and
the night sky is no home, and
you have cried yourself to sleep enough times
that you are down to your last two percent, butnothing is infinite,
not even loss.You are made of the sea and the stars, and one day
you are going to find yourself again.
(via batromance)
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
(via eyecandybutts)
family photos
happy 4/13 everyone
where the fuck are all the notes this is legit making me mad
my piece of shit fanart of mutini has more notes than this
fuCKING
LOOK AT THIS
FAMILY MOTHERFUCKING PHOTOS
I’M GOING TO SCREAM
I AM GOING TO GO TO EVERY SINGLE HOUSE OF EVERY PERSON WHO THOUGHT THIS WASN’T WORTHY OF REBLOGGING AND PUNCH THE DOOR DOWN AND GO INTO THEIR ROOM
AND SCREAM
DO YOU NOT SEE THE TEXTURE OF THE WOOD?? THAT ROBOT ARM???? THE SHADES?????
WHO EVEN LOOKS AT THIS AND THINKS ‘OH IT’S JUST ANOTHER PIECE OF HOMESTUCK FANART’
IT’S NOTahahaha holy shit, what a great comment to receive. You’re wonderful, but please don’t incur breaking and entering and assault charges on my behalf.
(via jadehariey)
Sara Grace Watts has been missing since Monday, May 13th, from Victoria BC. She was last seen boarding a bc ferry on said day; perhaps heading for Kitchener Ontario. Call the Saanich Police Department at 250-475-4321 if you have any information to share.
Grace is in my grade, I have had many classes with her. I have never been so profoundly affected by a missing person’s report. I suppose it cuts more deeply when it concerns someone you know. Please repost—especially Canadian bloggers.
(via jadehariey)
Someone requested a post of all of the current Strong Female Characters, so here you go.
(via hackedmotionsensors)
Because telling fat people that they are in fact humans that deserve dignity and respect automatically means you’re ~*GLORIFYING OBESITY*~
By the way, don’t dribble on to me saying you worry about a fat person’s ‘health’. That’s just a bullshit excuse to voice your unwanted opinion on a fat person’s body considering you wouldn’t give a single flying fuckadoodle about someone’s health if they were skinny. Besides another person’s health is none of your damned business anyway. Run along now and preach to a choir that actually cares.
I’m going to be honest, so long as you’re not hurting anyone, you can eat soy sauce and milk duds all day long for all I care.
thank you so much for this comic imp.you are my new inspiration madame
(via wonson)
